imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
"shouldn’t you be in the garage with all the other tools?"
“do your homework”
“clean your room”
“hang out with your friends”
“Stop posting this gif every week”
in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.
it was probably me
#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action
endless list of incredible scenes
» Buffy, BtVS (Becoming, Part 2)
I didn’t know I was waiting on this my entire life, but there it is.
the most emotional post on tumblr
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects